4 tips for dog Halloween costumes


Vera Woof and Pierre Curden here for Fashion Friday and tips for dog Halloween costumes.

But first, a real fashion horror story we experienced once upon a Halloween spooky at a local Three Dog Bakery part and dog Halloween costume contest.

Our friend Fido’s naive owner wanted to go but failed to plan a good costume. At that late date there was little choice left at the pet stores. She was forced to buy a lame bumble bee costume. It was embarrassing and kept twisting around Fido’s body and getting under his paws.

A bad idea when you’re attending an almost-Hollywood-adjacent costume party.

There, at the center of the bakery, surrounded by admirers, was — oh, let’s just call her “Crystal” for the sake of staying out of court. Charmingly displayed in Crystal’s arms was her Chihuahua, whom we’ll call LaLa to save her further embarrassment.

LaLa’s ears were pinned flat under a stretchy black wimple with huge mouse ears. A giant white-dotted red bow rested on her forehead. Her body was swaddled in a gathered polka-dotted red skirt. Big vinyl cartoon shoes enclosed her paws. She was so decked out Disney probably sent a trademark inspector to her dog house to investigate possible infringements before leaving for the party.

Dog Halloween costumes that work

The owner of a blond spaniel dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and lei was speechless at the sight of LaLa. In the absence of close supervision, the spaniel sampled biscuits from the closest bin.  A bulldog in a tuxedo and red satin-lined cape huffed and sat sidesaddle on the floor. Her owner reached out to touch LaLa’s Mary Jane’s.

Fido did a full-body shake trying to lose his wings. The crowd around Crystal and LaLa, edged Fido and his chastened owner out of the glory light. Pushed toward the door and an adjacent bulletin board, Fido’s owner caught sight of photos of last year’s Halloween contest photos. Crystal was holding LaLa dressed in a red devil costume.

Five photos over was the last Christmas party. There were Crystal and Lala, wearing matching angel’s costumes with bobbing halos and white ostrich feather wings.

Crystal and LaLa weren’t just dropping in for a dog biscuit and Halloween fun. They were a brand.

Tips for good dog Halloween costumes

That story led us (Vera and Pierre) to developed these four tips for dog Halloween costumes:

  1. Never demean a dog’s dignity. Making a dog look stupid in public is simply wrong. Your best friend deserves better.
  2. Make your dog comfortable. Unless you have a lap dog, getting dressed up is senseless to a dog. Don’t add to the confusion with a costume that is uncomfortable to wear. Fido’s bumble bee costume clearly violated this: it slid under him and made it difficult to walk. Smashing Lala’s ears into Minnie’s wimple is another example. We once saw two Min Pins dressed like World Wrestling Federation competitors with face masks and capes. Funny and cute, but the poor dogs spent a lot of time trying to paw those masks off.
  3. Be safe. Watch out for beads or decorations that can fall or be chewed off. Don’t get a costume that keeps your dog from being able to see or hear or walk. If wandering around in the dark looking for treats is in your plans, be sure that both you and your dog are wearing something that reflects light.
  4. Be creative. The National Retail Federation estimates that Americans will spend $350 million on pet costumes — that’s a lot of lion, raptor, devil, Dapper Dog and taco costumes out on the streets. Stand out from the crowd and make your own — decorate a child’s sized t-shirt or hoodie with fabric paint to look like a crayon or a skeleton; make a fancy ruff or collar. You can go to FidoUniverse’s Howl-O-Ween board on Pinterest for other ideas.  If do-it-yourself isn’t your thing, check out Kohne Kollars’s  wonderful Halloween-themed collars that are easy for a dog to wear and distinctive.